Last year's Vogue liveblog took nine hours. This year's September issue has 158 pages more than the 2011 edition. How long will it take to read 916 pages of rich-people buffoonery? Will I truly learn anything new about Lady Gaga? And will I see fit to drink until my face goes numb once I finally, finally finish the issue?
Let's find out! This year's liveblog begins Tuesday, August 28 at 10 a.m. Eastern.
Update: find the 2012 liveblog here!